![]() ![]() Stella, a Bengal, has a firm grip on her handler, freelance writer Michael Leaverton, whom she rescued from an alt weekly many meals ago. Thumbnail: Photography ©Seregraff | Getty Images. Watch your tone, pal, if you know what’s good for your toilet. ![]() Can you at least let me steal it out of the fridge? How about we just celebrate Mother’s Day with some grilled chicken?įine. We aren’t adopting cats so you can start a crime family. We can always adopt! Let’s start with some muscle. Hey, don’t tell me how to raise my kittens! Motherhood isn’t like that.Īlso fake, and cats don’t ride motorcycles. Imagine the bonding that would go down as we fleece Terry Benedict out of $500 million. ![]() Looks like you if you imagine the complete opposite. Wait - you want to have kids so you can knock off a casino? Safe cracking? I’ll never understand cats. I’d train them in all sorts of things: camouflage, slots, safe cracking, stunt driving. Imagine getting a crew in one go.Īh, that’s sweet. You think I don’t know about birth control?ĭidn’t know I could hot-wire fuses, did you?īut to tell you the truth, I am a bit wistful about motherhood. Well, that’s a long and frankly complicated issue. ![]()
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